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The Fancy page

Text Only

If these lights are in just one line, then you REALLY have a high-res display! (1280x1024 on my system)

Author's Note: The fancy page only loads 3 images. This is much better than the previous version of that page, which loaded EVERY single image on the site and took a whopping 5 minutes to load, even on a 28.8Kbps modem! Now the whole thing is just a tabbed imagemap which hopefully will not take nearly as long.

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You need either Netscape 2.0 or Internet Explorer 2.0 to view this page.

No bias here, but IE3 seems to run this site a little bit better. I've found Navigator 3.01 occasionally crashes for some stupid "Pure Virtual Function" call. Why'd they do that? IE3's Java also crashes about once every 5 days, but it is generally more stable and FASTER!

This page has been produced by...who else? Me, of course!

About the images: If the pictures are copyrighted by some sort of person, such as Paramount, then the pictures themselves say so. If there are no copyright notices, then they are not copyrighted (as far as I know). About 95% of the pictures on this website come from things that people send to me. Where known, all articles and photos include credit information. This site is in no way trying to infringe on the respective copyrights.